a turd to remember

long time ago, i had some complications with my stomach. the steady diet of malt liquor, jim beam and fast food has finally taken a toll on me. i go to see two specialist to tell me that they don't know. i go to see a regular doctor, and he cleans my coaling out. as they sedate me. they insert a tube up my turd cutter, and pinch off a turd to remember. since then....... i'm good?